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"The Brotherhood Of Satan"

Commenting On the 27th & 39th Verse of the 17th Chapter of The Holy Quran
"Surely Wasteful (Materialist Consumers) Are (In) Satan's Fraternity;
And Satan Is Ungrateful To His Lord."

The Praise To Him Lord Of The Nations
The Source Of The Mercy To All Of Creation.
The Source Of The Mercy To The Believing Congregation.

It's not the big sins like robbery, murder, or rape.
Most of The Devil's fraternal brethren wouldn't crush a grape
In a Grape Juice factory.

It's the  little sins; White lies;  Innocent flings;
Five finger discount, you know. little things
That pass for
"I-didn't-do-anything-pleas-of-innocence"
That retards a person's sincere sense of repentance.

"I'm a good Muslim.  I'm a good Christian."
I'm a good Jew."
"My sins are little, and few."
"I pray on cue."
"And my point of view"
"Is righteous through, and through,"
"'Cause I do what my good book told me to do."
"Of course I read it;"
"Well some of it."
"See I had to quit reading it 'cause I had to submit"
"To the economic pressures of life."
"Hey, I have a bunch of kids, and a wife."
"But I go to church every Sunday,"                         
"Mosque every Friday,"
"And Synagogue every high holiday,                           
"And every time somebody gets married or  dies."
"God's gonna give me my prize"
"Because I know I'm cool."
"I send my kids to Friday, Saturday, and Sunday School."
"And Almighty God His Self prefers a person who"
"Works to a person who prays."
"A person sitting around praying all the time"
"Like he's in some kind of daze"
"Is just a drain on the society."
"But the working man is the true person of piety."

Continued...

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