Top Ten Ways To Know You Are A Desi Engineer 10. You have taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside. 9. You're aware that computers are only actually good for playing games. 8. You change your screen savers more frequently than your car tires. 7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it. 6. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work. 5 You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home. 4. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary. 3. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE. 2. Your IQ is lower than your weight. 1. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
Bollywood Bruce Lee
1. What is Bruce Lee's favourite vegetable? Mu Lee 2. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ? Kha Lee 3. What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ? Saa Lee 4. Bruce Lee's favorite festival Diwa Lee 5. Bruce Lee's favorite Actress Sona Lee 6. Bruce Lee's favorite Music Qawa Lee 7. What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job? Coo Lee 8. When did Bruce Lee die? Final Lee 9. How did Bruce Lee die? With a Go Lee
