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DESI COMPUTER DEFINITIONS

Pentium II and Pentium I -- Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan
Copy & Paste -- Duplicate
Ctrl + Alt + Del(Reboot) -- Aakhri Raasta
F1 -- Guide
Undelete -- Naya Jivan
Backup -- Jagte Raho
Windows -- Do Raaste
Internet -- Door Gagan Ki Chhanv Mai
Mail Merge in MS Word -- Sangam
Server -- Godfather
A system infected by virus -- Pyar to Hona Hi tha
Anti virus Kit -- Soldier
Temporary file -- Khote Sikke
A computer for the virus -- Piya Ka Ghar
Hard disk vs Floppy Disk -- Gharwali Baharwali [please reverse this to Baharwali Gharwali]
Bill Gates -- Humse Badhkar Koun
Microsoft Corporation -- Ustadon Ke Ustad


DESI EMPLOYMENT DEFINITIONS

Interview -- Muqabla
Result of an Interview -- Kadwa Such
An employee who works sincerely -- Dil Se
A project having two projects leaders -- Ek Phool Do Mali
An employee without accommodation -- Pardesi Babu
An employee who left the job without notice -- Nav Do Gyarah
An employee who fails to get visa -- Hero Hindustani
Boss having less knowledge than employee -- Baap Numbary Beta Dus Numbary

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